“ass so fat that i could see it from the front…” -mos def
if i were a groupie i wouldnt do it for the money or the fame. id do it simply for the fact that great music does something powerful to me. great music is like great sex.
— brianna custard
its hard to maintain your sanity when youre so concerned with others.
— brianna custard
i <3 my hood.
- anthony: i feel all tingly.
- me: good music does tht to you.
- kay: yoo (:
- me: whats up.
- kay: nothing. im in a good mood. just wanted to say I love you, man. (looong pause) SIKE!!! bitch.
- me: its cool. your mom & her big tits love me enough for the both of you. :X (looong pause) BURN!
- kay: ahahaha. fuck you.
aaand...
- me: why are you gonna drive off the freeway?
- kay: because...
- me: oh yeah, i forgot abt tht.
- kay: ahahaha!
- me: you didnt say anything.
stunt 101
- kay: you really live in the ghetto.
- me: no i dont. so do you.
- kay: no i dont.
- me: yes you do, bitch. you aint stuntin on nobody.
life is a rollercoaster, but its not abt the ups & downs & loopty loops. its abt enjoying the ride while it lasts & maintaining your composure when you cant quite handle the motions.
— brianna custard
- me: what is a frittata?
- mom: exactly what it says.
- me: what do you mean exactly what it says? all it says is frittata. tht doesnt explain anything.
- mom: (just walks away)
where?
- me: im going to tennessee.
- gina: where's that?
- me: like by kentucky.
- gina: where's that?
- me: like by virginia. like on the other side on the east.
- gina: oooh. by florida?
- me: not really. higher.
- gina: new york?
- me: no. LOWER.
- gina: sooo, maine?
- me: what? ! no. that's higher than new york. i said lower.
oh no!
- me: why do these sour straws stink?
- kay: tell me why i tried to smell it & i put it in my nose.
- me: you're supposed to save that for marriage.
- kay: ahahaha
