- kay: yoo (:
- me: whats up.
- kay: nothing. im in a good mood. just wanted to say I love you, man. (looong pause) SIKE!!! bitch.
- me: its cool. your mom & her big tits love me enough for the both of you. :X (looong pause) BURN!
- kay: ahahaha. fuck you.
tard
- kay: youre a tard.
- me: well, im a smart tard & youre just a re tard.
aaand...
- me: why are you gonna drive off the freeway?
- kay: because...
- me: oh yeah, i forgot abt tht.
- kay: ahahaha!
- me: you didnt say anything.
stunt 101
- kay: you really live in the ghetto.
- me: no i dont. so do you.
- kay: no i dont.
- me: yes you do, bitch. you aint stuntin on nobody.
Smh.. I think ima start my period this weekend I really hope not cause that means i’ll have to go a whole weeks w out alexs fat cock (: haha yeaa
— kay
