bitches on my dick. you know the hoes wanna ride me. & my other homies out here like spike lee. they got the cameras on a nigga. guess they like me. — tupac
  • kay: yoo (:
  • me: whats up.
  • kay: nothing. im in a good mood. just wanted to say I love you, man. (looong pause) SIKE!!! bitch.
  • me: its cool. your mom & her big tits love me enough for the both of you. :X (looong pause) BURN!
  • kay: ahahaha. fuck you.

i love you

sometimes you dont say it, in hopes tht you wont feel it.

stunt 101

  • kay: you really live in the ghetto.
  • me: no i dont. so do you.
  • kay: no i dont.
  • me: yes you do, bitch. you aint stuntin on nobody.
i wish i could erase you. cause the bad outweighs the good. — brianna custard